We need a new pill
Ever had someone finish your sentences as you speak them...? I mean, you are talking to someone and each time you are about to complete a sentence, the person speaks along with you...saying the same thing you are saying at the same time you are saying it. I've come across two of these "same time talkers" in two days. WTF? I find this very irritating but more than that, I find it very mysterious. I just can't figure out why this happens. Is this a neurological condition? Are these people aware of what they are doing? If so, are they aware of how irritating their same time talking is? Can these people become violent? Do they realize that I might become violent?
I figure same time talking must be treatable. I draw this conclusion because the drug companies have come up with a pill for "leg bouncers" or "knee bouncers" ...those people who sit and constantly bounce a leg up and down. It is a treatable "syndrome". I was very enthused when I saw the commercial for the leg bouncer pills because this leg bouncing is also very irritating to me. Shit...why can't these folks just sit f#@king still? Well, now they can if they will just buy the pills. So, it stands to reason that the drug companies can make a pill for same time talking. I have yet to see any commercials for this pill...maybe the drug companies haven't thought about this condition or maybe the pill is in the developmental stages...or in clinical testing. I sure hope they hurry up...my worry is that I might come across a "same time talker leg bouncer". If that happens I am likely to become a "punchin' in the mouth knee cap breaker".


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